Hipster – Beverage Holster

Picture this…it’s summer. You are having all your family and friends over. You are grilling multiple styles of meat while all the other dads in their Jean shorts and new balance shoes judge your every move. A bead of sweat drips from your brow as you realize it’s time for the hands free beverage solution. Now look at you, flipping burgers and toasting buns with both hands while your beer neatly rides on your hip. This holster allows your body to move freely around the grill while keeping both hands free and while staying hydrated. Every other dad stands there mouth open while they hold there beer in the hand watching you, the alpha male, take control of the grill. It’s like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel or Mozart finish a symphony. You smile and take a sip knowing you have achieved ultimate dadhood and are the envy of the neighborhood.